Crackin' Wax™

There’s a new breaker on the block, and he goes by the name “Kraken Wax.” To avoid any and all confusion, I must point out that I am Crackin’ Wax, not Kraken Wax. While this certainly seems like a new company selling cola and calling themselves Coak, or a trading card company calling themselves Tahps, I feel I must stress the dissimilarities between the two so that the casual reader and collector will understand the difference between Crackin’ Wax and Kraken Wax.

Firstly, I am a group case breaker. He is a group case breaker.

Oh, wait. Let me start over.

He’s brand new to this, I’ve been doing this since 2008.

He spells it “K-r-a-k-e-n” while I spell it “C-r-a-c-k-i-n’.”

His first tweet was July 31 2016, mine was July 29 2012.

He’s from Philly, I’m from the Twin Cities.

He has a wife and two kids, I have a wife and two cats.

This is his logo:

This is my logo:

I am in no way discouraging you from using his services—in fact, let’s spread the love around a little. I am, however, encouraging you to know the difference between the two of us.

Thank you and, as always, keep crackin’ that wax!